Monkey lovin’

I was reading an article on chimpanzees in some British paper the other day, and the scientists were talking about mating behavior. They were all excited because one group of chimps had learned to make sex toys. You KNOW I kept reading then. Did it involve bananas? No, sadly it did not. It actually was less of a sex toy and more of a seduction technique—the male picks a certain kind of leaf and rips it slowly, while eyeing his lady. The thing that killed me, though, was one of these British scientists describing it as “working a bit like Marvin Gaye,” in terms of making the female hot.

So what do you think, ladies?

Works for me.